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Dec 30, 2020

You realize people see the shit you post?

Yes, dude, I’m privy to the fact that the things I share on my public profile are, in fact, public. Did I have to use the word “privy” there? No. Does it make me seem cool while also coming off like a douchebag? 100% If you hear someone say…

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You realize people see the shit you post?
You realize people see the shit you post?

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Aug 2, 2020

Do you ever yell LIL BOAT! during sex

Good Day — Lil Yachty feat. Skippa Da Flippa (Lil’ Boat) Is Lil’ Yachty the only one who still cares about cover art? Seriously, I’m not just quoting that line from Chance the Rapper’s ‘Mixtape’ song with Yachty and Young Thug. Seriously, this dude does care a lot about cover art, and it shows in the work he puts out. He’s…

Lil Yachty

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Do you ever yell LIL BOAT! during sex
Do you ever yell LIL BOAT! during sex
Lil Yachty

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Aug 2, 2020

Selfie-game like Chuck Taylor

Ol’ English — The Game (Doctor’s Advocate) Back in my day, even though I’m probably not qualified to say that yet (maybe on some things), shit was different. It feels like not everyone today remembers that in the mid-2000s, we didn’t have such a constant influx of new music. Today, it feels like we’ve got 8923787 new…

2nosabe

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Selfies on Chuck Taylor
Selfies on Chuck Taylor
2nosabe

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Mar 1, 2018

I guess it’s a West Coast thing

Something You Should Know — Mac Dre (Al Boo Boo) If you’ve read my previous posts then you know I stumbled upon Mac Dre by accident. What a glorious accident it was. …

Hip Hop

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I guess it’s a West Coast thing
I guess it’s a West Coast thing
Hip Hop

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Feb 28, 2018

An Afroman song you’ve never heard

Sag Your Pants — Afroman (Afroholic…The Even Better Times) I bet most of you are confused because you didn’t know there are Afroman songs besides “Because I Got High” or “Colt 45.” It’s okay, I forgive you. For the longest time, I didn’t know either. I discovered this album while window shopping iTunes one day in middle school. This…

Music

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An Afroman song you’ve never heard
An Afroman song you’ve never heard
Music

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Feb 25, 2018

How to stop kids from eating Tide Pods

So Fresh, So Clean — Outkast (Stankonia) A couple of reference explanations before we get into it. Martha → that’s my mom. When you read her name in your head do it in English and really put a lot of emphasis on the TH because that’s how my friends do it. Fulanito de tal → Way to…

Life Lessons

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How to stop kids from eating Tide Pods
How to stop kids from eating Tide Pods
Life Lessons

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Feb 22, 2018

One time for Earl Simmons aka The Dog

Trina Moe — DMX (The Great Depression) This song has a special place in my heart because it’s a version of DMX I don’t think many people know exists. …

Music

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One time for Earl Simmons aka The Dog
One time for Earl Simmons aka The Dog
Music

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Feb 21, 2018

Weird white dude actually raps well

Time — Riff Raff (Neon Icon) Before even listening to a Riff Raff song I decided he was a horrible rapper because I didn’t like the way he looked. I was very upset with this man who just seemed like he was trying to appropriate rap culture to make some money. It didn’t help that I…

Hip Hop

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Weird white dude actually raps well
Weird white dude actually raps well
Hip Hop

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Feb 14, 2018

That one time Wiz didn’t rap about weed

Ink My Whole Body — Wiz Khalifa (Star Power) You know Wiz Khalifa as the guy with purple dreds who had a kid with Amber Rose and raps about smoking weed. If that’s all you know, then you’re not that far off. …

Music

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That one time Wiz didn’t rap about weed
That one time Wiz didn’t rap about weed
Music

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Feb 7, 2018

Dapped up a random dude on Miami Beach

Walk Thru — Rich Homie Quan feat. Problem (I Promise I Will Never Stop Going In) When I first moved to Miami I drove an old used car that didn’t have a CD player. There were only two radio stations I listened to, 99.1 and 103.5. They’re hip-hop stations, and that’s awesome because there were never any straight hip-hop stations in Puerto Rico. The only problem…

Hip Hop

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Dapped up a random dude on Miami Beach
Dapped up a random dude on Miami Beach
Hip Hop

3 min read

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